I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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