Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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