girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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