I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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