First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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