ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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