Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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