i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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