she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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