I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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