so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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