Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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