sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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