the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
God gave him joint rollers for hands
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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