I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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