I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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