She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
