considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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