She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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