we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I think I just sharted jello shots
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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