belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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