just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We are all done wearing pants today
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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