we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize