"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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