I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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