There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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