I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
There are leaves in my underwear?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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