Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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