just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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