get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
a search helicopter?!
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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