Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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