GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
