speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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