dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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