And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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