you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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