I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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