people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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