It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
So much rum. So many feels.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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