I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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