Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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