She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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