Just fell off a train. Bad.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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