I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
