with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I can text with my tongue
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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