I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
