oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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