The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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