Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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