I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You've changed since you got that strap on
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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