im drinking this country out of the recession.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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