Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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