that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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