im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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