While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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