Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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