I have demons in me.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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